D2
“Bronco Billy” Daniels, White House
Chief of Staff was an old hack Chicago politician who worked his way up to the
top level and he had other ideas than dying under, “…some goddamn rock from
outer space” he said as he drove home in his Cadillac Escalade. “Bronco” got stuck on him after he stupidly
went for a ride on a bucking bronco while drunk at a Chicago rodeo while he was in high school. He lasted all of two seconds and was in the
hospital for week, but no one accused him of “being chicken” after that.
Billy had virtually no education
having gotten through high school by daring his teachers to teach him anything
and then fumbling through a two year stint at Trade Tech learning to become a
welder, getting a union card, becoming a shop steward, into Democratic party
work and eventually the White House.
His mind was going a mile a minute as
he drove home and he had one idea, “Get as far from that thing as we can to
survive.”
He arrived home, puts the car in the
garage and entered the house in the kitchen where his wife, Sylvia, was peeling
vegetables.
“Honey?” he asked, “Where is that
globe?”
“Globe?” she said, turning to
him. “Scott has it in his room.” Bill said nothing more, went up the stairs
and into his teenage son’s room to step over towels, books, crumpled papers and
wrappers. He found the globe on the
boy’s desk, grabbed it and went downstairs.
As he entered the dining room Sylvia
came in from the kitchen with a quizzical look on her face.
“I’m glad Scott is not here as I have
something to tell you that you are not going to believe and it is very upsetting,
but I have a plan.” She knew her husband
was a crafty man, with very little education and lots of “moxy,” “Bronco Billy”
had gone very far with a short deck and here he was contemplating the world!
Sylvia took word of the end of the
world with amazing aplomb.
“Exactly opposite where that thing is
going to hit is south of India,
like Malaysia, but not far
from there is Perth, Australia, English speaking and it
looks like there are mountains behind it.
We do not want to be near the ocean.
Start packing. Where is Scott?
“He’s where he always is; at Chrissies’ house.”
“Oh God, I forgot about her. OK I’ll go get him,” and Bill got up to
leave.
Meanwhile, Layton Panola, Secretary of
Defense was in his “Command
Center” style office
yelling into two telephones alternately.
“I don’t give a crap if it’s Saturday
I want to talk to the top guy!” He was
calling the Commander of Area 51 as they have a deep underground facility with
living quarters and several years food stored in the event of an all-out war given
all the cutting edge weapons work there.
It was Layton’s
plan to move his family there and “To Hell with the rest of them! We will survive!”
Layton
had not been home yet and was dreading explaining this to his wife as she was the
hysterical type, but he would “wing it.”
Dr. Filbert Fogstern, Ph.D. Secretary
of Science was in his office making calls to the NOA Director in charge of the
Antarctica Expedition he knew was sending a supply plane there on April 4,
2029. He intended to have his wife on
that plane. The base was in the one
place he felt would have the best chance of survival, but he was worried about
money so he had placed a call to a friend at the New York Times, David Crookes,
famous Presidential suck up who once said “I knew he would be a great President
by the sharp crease in his pants.”
“David?” asked “Filly,” as his friends
called him, “I’ve got the story of the century for you, but you’ve got to sit
on until after the tenth and I want one million Dollars in gold for it. Believe me, it’s worth it.”
There was a pause as David told Filly
he was nuts.
“I can give you proof on the morning
of the tenth when you show me the satchel with 24 pounds of gold at a
designated place.” Again a pause as
Crookes spoke.
“OK, here it is in a nutshell: The President thinks the world is coming to
an end on Friday the 13th!
Isn’t that a killer? I have proof
and a tape of the Cabinet meeting in which he shot and killed one of the
cabinet members. I’ll give it all to you
as I am leaving the country. My ass will
be butter after you break the story. I
want out with money. When he goes I’ll
never get another post like this; you know that. OK, get it together and I’ll tell you where
to meet me on the early morning of the tenth, OK?” Layton
put the phone down confident the deal had been made. All the papers and his
digital recorder were in his thin briefcase.
He patted it and prepared to go home and deal with Charlotte.
It sounds like a good idea, but I never could get into the make your own story books.
ReplyDeleteAnon: It is not "make your own story," but "Pick your path" from a number of choices.
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